{"id":5,"date":"2003-04-15T17:52:27","date_gmt":"2003-04-16T01:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.roberval.com.br\/?p=5"},"modified":"2011-03-26T16:42:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T19:42:01","slug":"shell-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/2003\/04\/shell-tricks\/","title":{"rendered":"Shell Tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some funny things caught on shell&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nNote that the &#8216;%&#8217; prompt indicates that the command<br \/>\nshould be issued from the C shell, and the &#8216;$&#8217;<br \/>\nprompt indicates the Bourne shell.<\/p>\n<p>% rm meese-ethics<br \/>\nrm: meese-ethics nonexistent<\/p>\n<p>% rm God<br \/>\nrm: God nonexistent<\/p>\n<p>% &#8220;How would you rate Reagan&#8217;s incompetence?<br \/>\nUnmatched &#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?<br \/>\nMissing ].<\/p>\n<p>% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?<br \/>\nModifier failed.<\/p>\n<p>% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?<br \/>\nToo many (&#8216;s.<\/p>\n<p>% make love<br \/>\nMake:  Don&#8217;t know how to make love.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>% sleep with me<br \/>\nbad character<\/p>\n<p>% got a light?<br \/>\nNo match.<\/p>\n<p>% man: why did you get a divorce?<br \/>\nman:: Too many arguments.<\/p>\n<p>% ^What is saccharine?<br \/>\nBad substitute.<\/p>\n<p>% \\(-<br \/>\n(-: Command not found.<\/p>\n<p>% man woman<br \/>\nNo manual entry for woman.<\/p>\n<p>% make &#8216;heads or tails of all this&#8217;<br \/>\nMake:  Don&#8217;t know how to make heads or tails of all this.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>$ PATH=pretending! \/usr\/ucb\/which sense<br \/>\nno sense in pretending!<\/p>\n<p>$ drink < bottle; opener\nbottle: cannot open\nopener: not found\n\n$ \"Amelia Earhart\"\nAmelia Earhart: not found\n\n$ mkdir matter;cat > matter<br \/>\nmatter: cannot create<\/p>\n<p>$ lost<br \/>\nlost: not found<\/p>\n<p>$ cat &#8220;door: paws too slippery&#8221;<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t open door: paws too slippery<\/p>\n<p>$ cat food_in_tin_cans<br \/>\ncat: can&#8217;t open food_in_tin_cans<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some funny things caught on shell&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roberval.com.br\/roberval\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}